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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Everyone loved it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good

Why is (n-1)(n+1)=n^2-1?

Loons and Moons

Next, they tried...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

How do I get off Paxil?

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hysterias & Posteriors

How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good.

What are the pros and cons of a prospective bride/groom not having any siblings?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No go.

No way

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Freaks and Cheeks

Nuts and Butts

They put up a sign reading

Are there any political parties or groups that have a mix of conservative and liberal beliefs? Why are they not as prominent in the media?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So, the docs changed it to read

Who is the beast of Revelation 13?

No, not a chance

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share office space ...

Why do I sweat between my legs all the time, top off my legs, all way down?

Thumbs down again.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Minds and Behinds

Are you afraid to get married and why?

So they tried

Just Forget it!

Then came..

Have you ever dealt with a Christian narcissist?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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